Top Rope Belts lets you get your hands on your own title belt without having to hit anybody with a steel chair. Belts go anywhere from $1,500 to $3,000--a lot of money, but when I get my Rich and Famous Author Contract, I could see picking up the old-school WCW heaveyweight title belt.
Blarg!
Bill's blog. Writing, guitars, gratuitous Simpsons references, you'll find it all here. Almost certainly a waste of time for both you and the author. On the internet, that's actually a plus.