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New column at Writer Unboxed: The Hack’s Guide to Rewarding Yourself

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If you’re a writer working hard on your book, don’t forget to treat yourself once in a while. I’ll show you how in my new Writer Unboxed column, The Hack’s Guide to Rewarding Yourself.

Obviously, the ultimate reward for any author is to have your book turned into a prestige TV series. When does that day come, though? Writing is, at its core, an exercise in delayed gratification, with wide variation in the length of that delay and the quality of that gratification. Even the fastest writer can spend months pouring their heart and soul into a book that can be consumed in a matter of hours—a ratio that is, at best, a meditation on the nature of art, and at worst, an outright scam. For many writers, “After my book is finished…” has the same energy as “When the pandemic is over…” and “When Daddy gets back from the store with cigarettes…” When writing success always seems just over the horizon in perpetuity, it’s up to you to reward yourself for finishing a draft, a chapter, a single page if that’s what you need to keep going.

The Hack’s Guide to Rewarding Yourself via Writer Unboxed